Today's Interesting and Unusual Celebration

It's Bad Poetry Day! Whoohoo! Get out those crayons and write! I don't have much information on it but Thomas and Ruth Roy of Lebanon, Pennsylvania apparently didn't have anything better to do one day and here we are. How does one write deliberately bad poetry? I mean the 'Roses are Red' variations hardly seem to qualify. Ahem. Allow me.

Dogs
I saw a dog.
It was really really brown.
Just like a log.
Only not so round.

Sigh. This is probably only not good, instead of actually bad. Your turn!
Source: Chase's Calendar of Annual Events 2008