Looove Poem???

Part of  A Love Poem from Ogden Nash:
To My Valentine
More than a catbird hates a cat,
Or a criminal hates a clue,
Or the Axis hates the United States,
That's how much I love you.

I love you more than a duck can swim,
And more than a grapefruit squirts,
I love you more than a gin rummy is a bore,
And more than a toothache hurts.

Ah, the man could sweep a girl off her feet.  But only by using a broom. 

Ogden Nash Poetry