Friday, July 31, 2009

Do NOT Eat These

Everybody wants to read humorous comedy recipes, right? Right? But we would never ever eat things like coffee salsa, baked lard or cod liver oil tart. The JamesOff.Net Recipe Generator just wants to amuse you. Here is one of the site's hi-larious recipes:
Port Surprise, Serves 5
You will need:
60g port
60g porridge oats
90g chocolate
rinse the chocolate
fry the port
fold in the port
saute the port
eat the chocolate
spoon the port onto a warmed plate
grill the porridge oats
put everything in the blender
JamesOff.Net Recipe Generator

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Made me laugh!!